I bet you didn't know that UNA has a crack cocaine problem. It's true. Of course, if you ask and student if they use crack cocaine, none of them would say they do. That's not because they're lying to you. It's because most of them have no idea that they are.
As Elizabeth Lawrence once said, "Everyone must take the time to sit and watch the leaves turn." Welcome to fall ladies and gentlemen, my favorite time of year. I don't know whether it's the anticipation of Halloween and Thanksgiving, or the fact that it means midterms, and the middle of the semester are around the corner.
